I have no printer, if I post this here, I can access it on another computer

8 o'clock, Monday morning and I'm waitin'
To surreptitiously talk to a boy more awesome than I.
His name is Tom, a nerdfighter with unique talent,
He listens to Math Rock, but I'm not quite sure what that means.

And when he sings,
My heart is light and my skin just glows.
He doesn't notice me!

Cause he is watchin' Nerimon
Creamin' over cardboard sleeves (twitter reference)
Listenin' to Deer Hoof
Turntables in his eyes

It's like a bad movie
He is lookin' through me
If you were me, then you'd be
Screamin' "Someone shoot me!"
As I fail miserably,
Tryin' to get the boy all the nerdfighters want.
He's the boy all the nerdfighters want!

He likes They Might Be Giants and I like AFI
His iTunes's full of singers that are experimentally mad
He says he'd like to visit a new zealand bo-oy
He'll never know that I'm the best that he'll never have

And when he sings,
My heart is light and my skin just glows.
He'll never notice me!

Cause he is watchin' Dr. Who
Creamin' over Theremins
Listenin' to Dan Deacon
Turntables in his eyes

he likes 'em with an accent
b3ta login pass
strivin' to be something
Do your morals make the man?

It's like a bad movie
He is lookin' through me
If you were me, then you'd be
Screamin' "Someone shoot me!"
As I fail miserably,
Tryin' to get the boy all the nerdfighters want.
He's the boy all the nerdfighters want!
He's the boy all the nerdfighters want!
He's the boy all the nerdfighters want!

There he goes again
With make-up on, and hairspray in his hair
He broke my heart, with Rhyme and Reason
All I wanted was to do a collab!

Now I am researchin' Dr. Who
Tryin' to be a sanguine girl
Listenin' to Deer Hoof
Turntables in my eyes
I can't fake an accent
And I just got a b3ta login
All I have's a youtube...youtube...youtube

It's like a bad movie
He is lookin' through me
If you were me, then you'd be
Screamin' "Someone shoot me!"
As I fail miserably,
Tryin' to get the Boy all the Nerdfighters want.

He's the boy all the nerdfighters want!
He's the boy all the nerdfighters want!
He's the boy all the nerdfighters want!
He's the boy all the nerdfighters want!
(There he goes again)
He's the boy all the nerdfighters want!
He's the boy all the nerdfighters want!
(There he goes again)
He's the boy all the nerdfighters want!
He's the boy all the nerdfighters want!